Okay, so I had a series of crazy dreams last night. Not just normal crazy dreams, like Carol Channing-Nick Nolte-Ann Coulter crazy!!!
First of all, I had a dream (nightmare?) that I was invited to a special political conference in which I had to interview the devil herself, Sarah Palin (who I wish was Tina Fey ALL the time). Anyway, the interview ended in me exploding in anger at her stupidity and screaming in her face using the words "motherfucking cunt racist bitch!!!!" and I ended up making the news and being named Public Enemy Number One.
Then I woke up.
Dream number two involves me meeting Seann William Scott of American Pie fame on a bus, and then taking him back to my house (it wasn't my house but it played my house in the dream), and hooking up with him.
Then I woke up.
I know my other dreams were equally as disgusting and weird, but I can't remember.
More to come,
Matty B.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
All I Can do is Keep Breathing
Hello. We are about 2 full weeks into the school year, and I already feel like I never even left, which is a good feeling because I'm comfortable, but a horrible feeling because It is very easy to feel a sense of entrapment (not the movie) in good ol' Stevens Point.
NEWSFLASH: I made a new black friend. He is my neighbor, and his name is Manfred. I often like to scream his name in a loud, high-pitched voice.
Can I just say how I have made a few new besties and I LOVE IT. This blog is going to be dedicated to my lovers. My two newest besties are Steph and Kelsey, and even though they aren't as pretty as they are on Facebook, I have had a blast this past week, and they make the unbearable a little more, well..... bearable.
Oh, happy 9/11 by the way!!!!!
Speaking of 9/11 I would like to publicly announce that Liz M. asked me today if I would be her Twin Tower, which was wildly inappropriate at first, but after thinking about it........... how much money could corporate America make if they went with this idea? It'll be like Valentine's day, but less stupid because people who aren't in love won't feel like complete D-Bags. You could propose to someone the day or week before 9/11, ask them if they will be your Twin Tower, TT for short, and then you would dress the same and go on a date on 9/11!!!!!!! You could print cute cards, buy each other American Flag pins..... either I am a wildly offensive and off-base person, or a brilliant mind who just created the next great marketing scheme.
Anyway, let's get the elephant out of the room (I might be using that expression wrong). I was not cast this semester in any shows, which is really really surprising considering I got completely naked during auditions, sang "Underneath Your Clothes" by Shakira, and performed a self-written monologue in which I played a Vietnamese hooker in the '60's. Why they didn't see my potential I will NEVER understand.
Let's move on.
It's not that I hate the majority of Wisconsin, but I definitely could do without the thousands of screams, hoots, and hollers that resound through the streets and startle me every time the Packers score.
I just got a knock on my door from someone doing a survey on Fraternities. Needless to say, I answered "no" to every question.
Time to Leave
I could be napping right now,
Matty B.
NEWSFLASH: I made a new black friend. He is my neighbor, and his name is Manfred. I often like to scream his name in a loud, high-pitched voice.
Can I just say how I have made a few new besties and I LOVE IT. This blog is going to be dedicated to my lovers. My two newest besties are Steph and Kelsey, and even though they aren't as pretty as they are on Facebook, I have had a blast this past week, and they make the unbearable a little more, well..... bearable.
Oh, happy 9/11 by the way!!!!!
Speaking of 9/11 I would like to publicly announce that Liz M. asked me today if I would be her Twin Tower, which was wildly inappropriate at first, but after thinking about it........... how much money could corporate America make if they went with this idea? It'll be like Valentine's day, but less stupid because people who aren't in love won't feel like complete D-Bags. You could propose to someone the day or week before 9/11, ask them if they will be your Twin Tower, TT for short, and then you would dress the same and go on a date on 9/11!!!!!!! You could print cute cards, buy each other American Flag pins..... either I am a wildly offensive and off-base person, or a brilliant mind who just created the next great marketing scheme.
Anyway, let's get the elephant out of the room (I might be using that expression wrong). I was not cast this semester in any shows, which is really really surprising considering I got completely naked during auditions, sang "Underneath Your Clothes" by Shakira, and performed a self-written monologue in which I played a Vietnamese hooker in the '60's. Why they didn't see my potential I will NEVER understand.
Let's move on.
It's not that I hate the majority of Wisconsin, but I definitely could do without the thousands of screams, hoots, and hollers that resound through the streets and startle me every time the Packers score.
I just got a knock on my door from someone doing a survey on Fraternities. Needless to say, I answered "no" to every question.
Time to Leave
I could be napping right now,
Matty B.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Back in Action
That's right Geese and Goslings (sp?), I am back in Stevens Point!!!!!!
I think Hurricane Gustav might have reached freakishly North last night because if you saw the state of my dorm room......... well, let's just say I could do a better job of cleaning/ putting my things away/ doing anything at all besides eat and sleep.
That's right, I live in the dorms. Again. I've been here since about age 7, and both of my CA's are younger than me. I feel like a senior citizen.
I was so excited to see everyone again!!!! Although a lot of people CLAIM they read my blog, so I think to see if they're lying I'm going to just start randomly trash-talking people in my blog just to see if they read it or not..... like I'll talk about how Emily Mccarthy suffers from random but intense secretions of blue liquid out of her hoo-ha, or how one time I walked in on Eric Harper tickling himself with a feather while listening to "Burnin' Up" by the Jonas Brothers. Now we'll find out who's a true friend, right?
Auditions are mere hours away. I'm nervous, but I have my black-face prepared and I picked out what to wear (going nude), so I think I am set for my starring role, clearly.
So on the floor of my dorm room (I haven't put anything away yet) I have all of my books/DVDs just laying there in a heap, and right now the first two things I can see are "The O.C. Season 2 " and "A Doll's House" by Henrik Ibsen. I could write an entire blog as to how it is so appropriate for those two to walk hand-in-hand. Marissa Cooper is a modern-day Norah. I think.
I start my classes this week! I'm SUPA excited for all of them, especially Playwriting. I'm gonna write a play about a Black Deaf person with Downs, with Meryl Streep in mind for the starring role.
Speaking of Deaf Person, I was "unpacking" yesterday, which really means I was watching "True Life: I'm Deaf" on MTV, and I'm pretty sure I cried for about 20 minutes. No, not out of laughter!!!! It was really emotional because one of the subjects got a hearing implant and so he could finally hear the voices of his family and friends for the very first time in his life!!!! It was quite amazing, and while it wasn't as funny as the Tourrette's episode, I felt very inspired by Not-Deaf-anymore implant boy. Very uplifting.... but then it was followed by the pretty deaf girl who didn't make her dance team, and it was just depressing, so I watched "The Suite Life" instead.
It's time for me to go get my life together. Peace out.
My audition today is going to be SO Raven,
Matty B.
I think Hurricane Gustav might have reached freakishly North last night because if you saw the state of my dorm room......... well, let's just say I could do a better job of cleaning/ putting my things away/ doing anything at all besides eat and sleep.
That's right, I live in the dorms. Again. I've been here since about age 7, and both of my CA's are younger than me. I feel like a senior citizen.
I was so excited to see everyone again!!!! Although a lot of people CLAIM they read my blog, so I think to see if they're lying I'm going to just start randomly trash-talking people in my blog just to see if they read it or not..... like I'll talk about how Emily Mccarthy suffers from random but intense secretions of blue liquid out of her hoo-ha, or how one time I walked in on Eric Harper tickling himself with a feather while listening to "Burnin' Up" by the Jonas Brothers. Now we'll find out who's a true friend, right?
Auditions are mere hours away. I'm nervous, but I have my black-face prepared and I picked out what to wear (going nude), so I think I am set for my starring role, clearly.
So on the floor of my dorm room (I haven't put anything away yet) I have all of my books/DVDs just laying there in a heap, and right now the first two things I can see are "The O.C. Season 2 " and "A Doll's House" by Henrik Ibsen. I could write an entire blog as to how it is so appropriate for those two to walk hand-in-hand. Marissa Cooper is a modern-day Norah. I think.
I start my classes this week! I'm SUPA excited for all of them, especially Playwriting. I'm gonna write a play about a Black Deaf person with Downs, with Meryl Streep in mind for the starring role.
Speaking of Deaf Person, I was "unpacking" yesterday, which really means I was watching "True Life: I'm Deaf" on MTV, and I'm pretty sure I cried for about 20 minutes. No, not out of laughter!!!! It was really emotional because one of the subjects got a hearing implant and so he could finally hear the voices of his family and friends for the very first time in his life!!!! It was quite amazing, and while it wasn't as funny as the Tourrette's episode, I felt very inspired by Not-Deaf-anymore implant boy. Very uplifting.... but then it was followed by the pretty deaf girl who didn't make her dance team, and it was just depressing, so I watched "The Suite Life" instead.
It's time for me to go get my life together. Peace out.
My audition today is going to be SO Raven,
Matty B.
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