Friday, June 20, 2008

I Forgot Something

I realize I just posted, but I have something more to say, and I figure instead of updating the other post, it is much more fun and glamorous to write an entirely new one.

Can someone please tell me when the word 'funna' replace the word 'gonna'? I went to the library yesterday, for a few reasons. The first was to see if I even had an account there still, because I haven't been there since I was maybe 10 years old. The second was to see if I owed them money, because on my last visit (when I was 10) I checked out about 7 Goosebumps books and kept them...... forever. I peeled off the library stickers and whited out the library stamps and wrote my names on all of them, thinking that would make them exclusive to my ownership. For about two years, the library sent endless mail to my house to try and get me to either return them or pay for them, but I just ripped up the letters and chose to remain in denial of my books' true origins.

Anyway, the library lady looked up my name, and I did have an account, but by some miracle I owed them ZERO dollars!!!! Anyway, when she brought up my account she said "ooooh, it was funna be deleted!!!" After having her repeat herself 3 times, I finally realized the context in which she was using that word. I have yet to decide how I feel about it. A part of me despises it, but a part of me really wants to use it (in fact, I admit that I did say 'funna' at least twice last night).

That's my story.

Bye.

Matty B.

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